exhaledoom: did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
pcaradactyl: only in the US is there a day of being thankful for all the simple things in life followed immediately by a day where we sometimes murder others to buy everything in sight at low prices
teyuss: reminder that there is a legitimate job for fully grown men who have to act out sounds for yaoi anime
This year I’m thankful for the fact that I eat like a pig but am not morbidly obese
inkys: if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
harrytouchme: u know when u make a post and u think it’s good and then nobody likes it except one person and ur just like thank u, thank u for believing in me and i appreciate u
actually the more I play ac3 the more it grows on me
I’ve been had This isn’t hot apple cider flavored coffee, it’s just hot apple cider!
desmondmiles: me during every assassin’s creed game:
spate: sext: what are you wearing? please provide evidence from the text and two quotes to support your answer.
omg I’m at a restaurant and my friendly acquaintance from school came in do I say hi I don’t think she saw me
“Do you not like your chicken?” ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS IM JUST WATCHING MY CALORIES OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE
shirleytemplar: pixelnuggets: if you put all assassins creed games together and make one game you will get a clip where ubisoft laughs at you and replays the deaths of your favorite characters #and they take your money #and they fuck your wives #and then they give you a cliffhanger #and everyone dies anyway
I think I was supposed to sign in here and pick something up but I just walked in and sat down oh god what do I do now
legendofkorraholyshit: R.I.P Headphone pair number 1928839362928673963548429
andrewgavin: I love reading about you guys I love reading your FAQ & about pages I love when you guys make posts about school or about your friends or what you did today I really just like you guys and I’m genuinely interested in your lives not in a creepy way just in a you’re-very-interesting-please-let-me-learn-about-you way
when a blog you want to follow you reblogs from someone who reblogged from you a single tear falls from my eye
koishy: in elementary school this one girl in my class said “girls dont actually poop” and i went home and cried because i thought i was a boy
imagineyuorotp: imagine your otp transmogrified into bedbugs and bedbug A in your otp traumatically inseminating bedbug B in your otp
chuckquizmo: NOW WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO NOT CARING ABOUT POLITICS
Side effect of Assassin's Creed 3
batmans-publicist: tree-running: Analizing trees in your everyday life Thinking of how you’d maneuver to safety after an assassination
my-wintersoldier: connorsrockinbooty: there is no friendship in mario kart it’s all fun and games until somebody picks rainbow road.
princass: losing everything but weight